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The Canadian Human Rights Commission
UPDATE (02/19): I've tweaked the mix a little to make the vocals stand out a little more (maybe too much -- yes, I've heard of EQ, but there's no time to fix that now).
If you want to know what this song is about, just google "Canadian Human Rights Commission". They're both wacky and evil. Free Mark Steyn!
By request, here is the (approximate) lyric (I always change the words a bit when I sing them to make them flow better and the "Der Kommissar" parts were improvised on the spot):
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The Commission:
We're the Canadian Human Rights Commission
Welcome to our coalition
Of Ministers and Politicians
Here to make it right.
We're the Canadian Human Rights Commission
Your enemies submitted their petition
In opposition to your position
And we're sensitive to their plight.
We're the Canadian Human Rights Commission
Please offer your deposition
Then we'll give you our rendition
And a chance for you to be contrite
We're the Canadian Human Rights Commission
You've been found guilty by our intuition
We'd like to offer you extradition
Go quietly and without a fight
Der Kommissar:
We apologize for putting you in this position.
But you must understand, we have no choice, we are the Canadian Human Rights Commission.
The Commission:
We're the Canadian Human Rights Commission
Welcome to our coalition
Of Ministers and Politicians
Here to make it right
We're the Canadian Human Rights Commission
Welcome to our inquisition
Quelling all our opposition
But never ever being impolite.
Der Kommissar:
We're afraid of jihadists and the homosexuals,
But we're not afraid of you and your Papal bulls.
You can believe what you want to, you can believe what you will,
But if you speak your mind, we'll move right in for the kill.
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(And I think that's just about every rhyme there is for "commission" though I'm sure you can probably think of others).
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posted by victor @ 6:13 PM
18 Comments:
Pretty funky stuff...Love it! Flattered that you guys even care what's happening up here! (Though I guess these kinds of kangaroo courts are just a couple of election cycles away in the blue states, at least.)
Please post the lyrics. My post-menopausal ears can't operate well in that tonal atmosphere.
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